Todd Feinman
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Airship Tsoukalos:
UFO Tsoukalos:
UFO Tsoukalos:
Mendel
Senior Member.
...whose legs are two feet longer than yours!
Ann K
Senior Member.
Unnecessary. We all have vivid imaginations!
NorCal Dave
Senior Member.
I'm really interested in the apparently gas-less oxy-ace gas torch wrench combo chingadera and the super open ended blue handled wrench (spanner):
Actually I have the Emperor Constantine keeping an eye on things in the water closet:
Actually I have the Emperor Constantine keeping an eye on things in the water closet:
MonkeeSage
Senior Member.
Data from Star Trek TNG as an LLM...
Source: https://x.com/KyleTrainEmoji/status/2059301102814953511
Source: https://x.com/KyleTrainEmoji/status/2059301102814953511
FatPhil
Senior Member.
Classy compared to what I have (or had) stuck up on the inside of the door. Mine was a poster advertising a godsquad/nazi-organised anti-vax rally that happened during the covid years. As a memento of a twisted part of modern history that we lived through: archived historical documents are just archived historical documents and do not imply endorsement. I also thought the shitter was a pretty appropriate location for it, for reasons. However, just in case it was misunderstood, I did remember to take it down when workmen came over a few times, but forgot far too many times, and I have a nasty feeling too many of the plumbers and electricians in town think that we're nazi-godsquad-antivaxxers. Eventually I decided it wasn't worth the risk, so it has been taken down.
(The rally: https://news.err.ee/1608379775/gallery-protesters-rally-against-coronavirus-restrictions-in-tallinn
The organisers: https://et.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eesti_Konservatiivne_Rahvaerakond (the nazi part, they're locally referred to as "the hitler party")
and https://saptk.ee/meist/ (the god-squad part - the "kristlikule õpetusele" in the first paragraph on that page means "christian teachings")
Ann K
Senior Member.
Many years ago when our kids were small we wallpapered a bathroom with a cutesy baby-animal motif. A visitor told us how hard it was to perform at all with a little fox right over the toilet, looking downward.
JMartJr
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JMartJr
Senior Member.
Perhaps the addition of a tasteful plaque, "Displayed ironically, please laugh at the stupidity or point in horror, your choice." would allow it to be rehung?
Mendel
Senior Member.
Another one for Rare things that have been documented much better than UFOs --- oh, wait...
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JMartJr
Senior Member.
Cat Bowl UFO! Nice, reminds me of the crashed UFO panic at Mage Forest near Rio de Janeiro.
Captured on video!
(Still from video)
Source: https://www.xaluannews.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3203140
By chance, I was on the 4chan image board's /x/ (paranormal) board the night this stuff started coming in "live." (This was back in the day when you could go to 4chan and not taint your soul forever -- hopefully, anyway.) When the clip which the above still came from arrived,
most (but not all) were clear that it was a metal bowl, and it was dubbed "OVNI Tigela para gatos" (The Cat Bowl UFO) or, for those who thought they spoke Spanish in Brazil, "OVNI Sopa para el gato" (the Cat's Soup UFO.)
Captured on video!
(Still from video)
Source: https://www.xaluannews.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3203140
By chance, I was on the 4chan image board's /x/ (paranormal) board the night this stuff started coming in "live." (This was back in the day when you could go to 4chan and not taint your soul forever -- hopefully, anyway.) When the clip which the above still came from arrived,
most (but not all) were clear that it was a metal bowl, and it was dubbed "OVNI Tigela para gatos" (The Cat Bowl UFO) or, for those who thought they spoke Spanish in Brazil, "OVNI Sopa para el gato" (the Cat's Soup UFO.)
Leifer
Senior Member.
House-sitting for my sister. I counted 12 vacuums, full size and handheld.... wow.
When mentioning this to her over the phone I suggested:
"If 12 vacuums are maintaining this low level of cleanliness, then you will need double or triple the amount of vacuums to get your house clean."
When mentioning this to her over the phone I suggested:
"If 12 vacuums are maintaining this low level of cleanliness, then you will need double or triple the amount of vacuums to get your house clean."
Ann K
Senior Member.
I have a Roomba. It gathers dust (passively, not actively) until I can clean the floor enough for it to meander around the room, and until I can make sure I have all the pieces for the current jigsaw puzzle.
JMartJr
Senior Member.
What I have discovered about vacuum cleaners during my 66 years wandering around aimlessly on this planet:
Through the use of a vacuum cleaner, floors can be rendered very clean, a condition that will last until you are putting the vacuum cleaner away, at which point the floors will instantly need to be vacuumed again.
My wife has forbidden my suggested experiment of trying a leaf blower instead, on grounds that while the cat abhors a vacuum, she is absolutely terrified by leaf blowers -- bringing one into her house (!!!!!) might result in permanent emotional scars and possibly having our breath sucked out of us while we sleep.*
*This is not to suggest that she would use the vacuum cleaner -- for anyone unaware, folklore suggests that cats will sit near on on you while you sleep and suck your breath away. My cat insists I make it clear that this is not true, and if I don't she threatens to suck my breath away.**
**But, again, not using the vacuum cleaner, which she hates.
Through the use of a vacuum cleaner, floors can be rendered very clean, a condition that will last until you are putting the vacuum cleaner away, at which point the floors will instantly need to be vacuumed again.
My wife has forbidden my suggested experiment of trying a leaf blower instead, on grounds that while the cat abhors a vacuum, she is absolutely terrified by leaf blowers -- bringing one into her house (!!!!!) might result in permanent emotional scars and possibly having our breath sucked out of us while we sleep.*
*This is not to suggest that she would use the vacuum cleaner -- for anyone unaware, folklore suggests that cats will sit near on on you while you sleep and suck your breath away. My cat insists I make it clear that this is not true, and if I don't she threatens to suck my breath away.**
**But, again, not using the vacuum cleaner, which she hates.
Ben Harris
Senior Member.
Trump takes the Mickey. Clever promotion.
John J.
Senior Member.
She's demonstrating that vacuum energy can be harnessed.
Mendel
Senior Member.
But not to clean the house.
FatPhil
Senior Member.
The confusion that would cause is literally immesurable, as "Wales" is already a unit of area.
FatPhil
Senior Member.
Smartness Level "Normal Smart" - understanding the mistake that's been made:
Source: https://i.imgur.com/k8ISaP0.jpeg
Smartness Level "FatPhil": It is in compliance with everything in the bible regarding Helen of Troy, even down to the finest detail, and therefore it is indeed biblically accurate. Like "we shipped software that passed all the tests" when there are no tests. Technically not an example of a statement that is "vacuously true" (all statements about elements of the empty set are true, such as "all martians have anally probed Chris Bledsoe"), but a very closely related concept, being something that satisfies every predicate in an empty set of predicates.
I love my brain, but sometimes I hate it too.
Source: https://i.imgur.com/k8ISaP0.jpeg
Smartness Level "FatPhil": It is in compliance with everything in the bible regarding Helen of Troy, even down to the finest detail, and therefore it is indeed biblically accurate. Like "we shipped software that passed all the tests" when there are no tests. Technically not an example of a statement that is "vacuously true" (all statements about elements of the empty set are true, such as "all martians have anally probed Chris Bledsoe"), but a very closely related concept, being something that satisfies every predicate in an empty set of predicates.
I love my brain, but sometimes I hate it too.
Todd Feinman
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