Debunking Humor...

Leifer

Senior Member
Not the debunking "of" humor....but humor that can be found in debunking.

Here's one I posted today (I am sure there are others)....
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059918912&postcount=83


Stupid said:
theperceivingeye said:
"Shut the [..] up you ignorant piece of shit. ......"
I'll attempt to debunk this quote/idea.
Putting aside the first portion because it is inoperative grammatically and physically, I'll turn my attention to the second half, although it is still lacking a few necessary sentence elements.
Grammatical errors aside, and assuming the typer meant "you (are an) ignorant piece of shit"....we must decide what, or how a piece of dung can posses the intelligence or sense of reality necessary to display "ignorance".

If the poster can please provide scientific documentation about the intelligence and apathy observed in a piece of dung, I will admit failure in this debunking attempt.
I would also accept personal experience of such phenomena, if it is in sufficient numbers, by credible observers, and does not appear to be influenced by opinion, speculation, or internet rumor.
 

MikeC

Closed Account
Here's one over at ATS - debunkers chatting to each other about a blue sky in Florida, and "Is this normal?" - http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread706871/pg1

No it's not normal.

It is completely a-typical to be in Florida, let alone photographing clouds there.

99.7% of the world's population is NOT in Florida, and even a fewer of that suspicious few are photographing clouds!!

Clearly you have an ulterior motive to be there and must be working for the NWO - are you a reptiloid perchance??
 

Leifer

Senior Member
Here's one possible method a Chemtrail believer could use to infiltrate the system, to blast the conspiracy wide open...

 

Leifer

Senior Member
Science vs faith....who wins ?
[video]http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/181231/november-28-2005/stephen-settles-the-debate---science-vs--faith[/video]

awww...science wins.

but does it ?

[video]http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/394361/august-10-2011/god-s-job-performance---jim-martin[/video]
 

Jay Reynolds

Senior Member
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Much More at:

http://www.theskinny.co.uk/deviance/features/300658-esoteric_spiritual_christmas_gifts_from_mystic_mark
 

Leifer

Senior Member
End of Times, 2012...and the Denver Airport.
[video]http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403623/december-05-2011/mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown---2012-end-of-times[/video]
 

Mick West

Administrator
Staff member
I watched that Colbert piece yesterday. It was kind of sad, as they were just making fun of William Tapley, who is clearly highly delusional. It's a pity they did not devote more time to the more culpable bunk marketers: Ventura and Alex Jones.
 

Borsia

New Member
"If the poster can please provide scientific documentation about the intelligence and apathy observed in a piece of dung, I will admit failure in this debunking attempt."

Obviously it came from a smart ass ;-)
 

MikeC

Closed Account
I larned a new latin* phrase from the good folks over at Rational Wiki today - Argumentum ex culo - enjoy! :D

* - not being a Latin scholar I give it the benefit of my ignorance
 

Spongebob

Active Member
Does debunking religion count?

This man Pat Condell is by far the best around...

[video=youtube_share;IolHgMf_nbw]http://youtu.be/IolHgMf_nbw[/video]

This is his latest, he posts regularly and is always funny.

Would you like to read the death threat emails that Pat receives? Ready yourselves here:

http://www.patcondell.net/page4/page4.html

:D I warned you...
 

Leifer

Senior Member
He talks an interesting point, that the fear is going up, but the death numbers are going down.
The numbers of terrorist death attacks are really quite low, compared to the deaths of say, pancreatic cancer, or domestic violence.
If you compared the three.....
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patterns_of_Global_Terrorism
2004: The report was no longer published to the public after its methodology was challenged by the Bush-Cheney administration, amid claims that it showed the highest amount of terror activity in its nineteen year history. A new report was created, called the Country Reports on Terrorism, which detailed terrorism by region but offered no statistics or chronology. In a press conference ([2]), the State Department said 1,907 people had been killed and 9,300 wounded in terrorist attacks, the highest ever. A chronology of terror events was released by the National
-- http://www.cancer.org/acs/groups/content/@nho/documents/document/acspc-024113.pdf
Deaths: An estimated 36,800 deaths are expected to occur in
2010. The death rate for pancreatic cancer has been stable in
men since 2003, but has been increasing slightly (0.1% per year)
since 1984 in women.
https://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/jr000250g.pdf
--
"A significant number of the 6,000 or so women who commit suicide in the United
States each year likely do so because of being abused by an intimate male partner."
 

Mick West

Administrator
Staff member
Funnily the person who recommended the Dara O'Brian video on Facebook is a 9/11 truther and Moon landing hoax believer.
 

Leifer

Senior Member
...there is truth in the thoughts of the young,
but those truths are not yet revealed by most if any.
Like a soaking barrel of un-ready wine,
they need maturation....
and add years to age pleasantly,
on the palate of sensible ears.
 

Leifer

Senior Member
The CDC has a humorous heart...but it's at the the end of the "funny bone", the tasty/delicious part of the humerus bone...which seems to be connected directly to the heart....with garlic and parsley flavored tendons.
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

[video]http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/414850/june-05-2012/cdc-zombie-apocalypse-statement?xrs=synd_twtbtn&xrs=eml_col[/video]

It's even in wikipedia !...so it must be true.
In a zombie apocalypse, a widespread (usually global) rise of zombies hostile to human life engages in a general assault on civilization. Victims of zombies may become zombies themselves. This causes the outbreak to become an exponentially growing crisis: the spreading "zombie plague/virus" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_%28fictional%29#Zombie_apocalypse
 

Leifer

Senior Member
I know its old....2006.
But wow, who hired Colbert for this speech ??
He slaps the Bush admin in nearly every sentence.....
 

Mick West

Administrator
Staff member
If you understand the various graphs of radiative forcing components, you might find this amusing:

 
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Jazzy

Closed Account
Condell is always entertaining. He's OK with me. He seems to say what's on my lips most of the time.
 
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