Debunking Humor...

[Todd Feinman]

Airship Tsoukalos:

UFO Tsoukalos:

 

[Mendel]

I thought it was more like "Sign up, ladies, and you too can have a ruggedly handsome instructor".

...whose legs are two feet longer than yours!

 

[John J.]

 

[RTM]

How patriotic is the Canadian Tuxedo?

 

[John J.]

How patriotic is the Canadian Tuxedo?

Had to look that one up! "Double denim" to me.

 

[John J.]

From BBC TV panel show Have I Got News for You, series 71 ep. 8 aired 22 May 2026

The host explained

The mistake happened on Argentinian radio when the man they booked as an expert on UFOs revealed he was in fact a urologist.

 

[JMartJr]

That would explain all the leaks, I guess...

 

[RTM]

There's a "full of something " joke in there, but I'll be the bigger man and walk away.

 

[JMartJr]

There's a "full of something " joke in there, but I'll be the bigger man and walk away.

I wouldn't, I just can't think of it.

However

Spoiler: Fragment of a joke I did no complete, which is more vulgar in some forms of English than in others so I'll spoiler it to be polite.

... something something something just taking the piss out of the UFOlogists.

 

[Ann K]

I wouldn't, I just can't think of it.

However

Spoiler: Fragment of a joke I did no complete, which is more vulgar in some forms of English than in others so I'll spoiler it to be polite.

... something something something just taking the piss out of the UFOlogists.

Unnecessary. We all have vivid imaginations!

 

[NorCal Dave]

I'm really interested in the apparently gas-less oxy-ace gas torch wrench combo chingadera and the super open ended blue handled wrench (spanner):

You don't have a mural of a van in your bathroom?

Actually I have the Emperor Constantine keeping an eye on things in the water closet:

 

[Mendel]

Genghis Khan

 

[Dan Burt]

They must have gotten that copper on the cuff to use it for sink legs. Also, that's a nice tool box between that gals legs. A friend had one like that in the late 80s when he apprenticed for an electrical contractor. It was old looking then (the tool box, not a gal).

 

[MonkeeSage]

Data from Star Trek TNG as an LLM...

Source: https://x.com/KyleTrainEmoji/status/2059301102814953511

 

[FatPhil]

Actually I have the Emperor Constantine keeping an eye on things in the water closet:

Classy compared to what I have (or had) stuck up on the inside of the door. Mine was a poster advertising a godsquad/nazi-organised anti-vax rally that happened during the covid years. As a memento of a twisted part of modern history that we lived through: archived historical documents are just archived historical documents and do not imply endorsement. I also thought the shitter was a pretty appropriate location for it, for reasons. However, just in case it was misunderstood, I did remember to take it down when workmen came over a few times, but forgot far too many times, and I have a nasty feeling too many of the plumbers and electricians in town think that we're nazi-godsquad-antivaxxers. Eventually I decided it wasn't worth the risk, so it has been taken down.

(The rally: https://news.err.ee/1608379775/gallery-protesters-rally-against-coronavirus-restrictions-in-tallinn
The organisers: https://et.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eesti_Konservatiivne_Rahvaerakond (the nazi part, they're locally referred to as "the hitler party")
and https://saptk.ee/meist/ (the god-squad part - the "kristlikule õpetusele" in the first paragraph on that page means "christian teachings")