Debunking Humor...

Found while researching the potential physiology of aliens:
Article:
There is also considerable variability among species in the propensity for vomition. Rats reportedly do not vomit. Cattle and horses vomit rarely - this is usually an ominous sign and most frequently a result of acute gastric distension. Carnivores such as dogs and cats vomit frequently, often in response to such trivial stimuli as finding themselves on a clean carpet.
 
Flying kites at the beach today, during a big wind gust I spotted this very mysterious FLYING SAUCER that flew by while I was taking a picture of the house!

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Even stranger, they apparently tried to steal my wife's hat, of all things, which we found some ways down the beach moments later!
 

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LilWabit's post above reminds me, for some reason, of the phrase attributed to Churchill, who did not want to violate the rules of decorum in Parliament by calling another member a liar. Instead he supposedly remarked"the gentleman is guilty of terminological inexactitude."

(I refuse to research it -- if it ain't true, it oughta be."
 
This one's super easy to debunk: those aren't actual tears.

Ah, you say that, but there's no evidence in the picture that all those tears are of terrestrial origin.

We haven't had the impartial, scientific analysis from Garry P. Nolan and Jacques Vallee yet.
 
LilWabit's post above reminds me, for some reason, of the phrase attributed to Churchill, who did not want to violate the rules of decorum in Parliament by calling another member a liar. Instead he supposedly remarked"the gentleman is guilty of terminological inexactitude."

(I refuse to research it -- if it ain't true, it oughta be."
In a former oft-debunking life, I used to research quotes. I collect my favourites (for sig quotes in mails and usenet), but always felt the need to be absolutely sure they were by whom it was stated, and preferably get a year and publication or equivalent.
Fortunately, that's an easy one to ...
... support!

https://www.oxfordreference.com/dis...198609810.001.0001/acref-9780198609810-e-7028
The Oxford Dictionary of Phrase and Fable (2 ed.)
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Print Publication Date: 2005
Print ISBN-13: 9780198609810
Published online: 2006
Current Online Version: 2006
eISBN: 9780191727047

terminological inexactitude

a humorous euphemism for a lie, first used by Winston Churchill in a Commons speech in 1906. ...
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Take that, Patterson & Gimlin!
Article:

China zoo denies allegations that star attraction is a man in a sun bear costume


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Some people pointed out the bear’s human-like movements and what appeared to be pant-like folds around its rear when standing. PHOTO: SHAOXIA33139500/TWITTER via The Straits Times/Asia News Network

The zoo on Saturday denied the charge, adding that the temperature on the day the video was taken was 40 deg C, and a person wearing a suit would not be able to tolerate the heat.

Edinburgh Zoo getting in on the action (the Chinese bear's name is Angela):

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CvZVVlRIbYn/
 
The film director William Friedkin (The French Connection, The Exorcist) has passed away.
I'm not a believer in the supernatural, but I guess horror films would be a lot less fun if they followed a sceptical line...

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The film director William Friedkin (The French Connection, The Exorcist) has passed away.
I'm not a believer in the supernatural, but I guess horror films would be a lot less fun if they followed a sceptical line...

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Every parents worse nightmare, it could also be a sudden interest in Marilyn Manson's music.
 
Enough talk, lets get the UFO ecosphere celebrities in front of congress

Lazar alone could end the whole debate by presenting his stable 115 but he wont because of what?

we should 100% drag their asses in front of congress:

senator "mr elizondo, have you seen indisputable evidence of ET life with your own eyes?"

elizondo "mr senator, i cant talk about this because of my NDA"

senator "you can, heres the written letter by the us president that allows you to tell us everything. you are under oath though, if you lie you will go to jail"

elizondo "actually i wanna tell you in a SCIF because its dangerous for the public"

senator "yeah dont worry about that. now answer the question"

elizondo "well... the answer is complicated"

senator "yes or no mr elizondo"

elizondo "i dont feel well..."

senator "ok. fuck it. mr lazar?"

lazar "yes sir"

senator "are you in possession of element 115?"

lazar "well no. not anymore"

senator "but mr grusch said you are"

lazar "my dog ate it unfortunately..."

senator "what is this... mr knapp, you said you have video proof of element 115 hovering. where is the tape?"

knapp "sir, i accidentally re-recorded it with an episode of the golden girls"

senator "the single most important video tape you own, that could be a total paradigm shift, and you recorded an episode of the golden girls with it?"

knapp "yes sir"

senator "unbelievable... mr delong.. you are the president of the TTSA, is that correct?"

tom "keep your head still"

senator "...what?"

tom "I'll be your thrill"

senator "are you high, mr delong?"

tom "the night will go on, my little windmill"

senator "officer, could you please escort mr delong out of here? thank you... Ok, Mr Greer"

greer "actually its DOCTOR Greer. I am a doctor"

senator "doctor greer. do you have evidence of aliens?"

greer ""

senator "doctor greer...?"

greer ""

senator "doctor greer!!?? what are you doing just sitting there?"

greer "ssshh... im meditating"

senator "why? please answer my question"

greer "im manifesting a ufo with my mind"

senator "are you serious?"

greer "its called CI5"

senator "wtf..."

greer "look, there it is! its shining bright, very bright! and its hovering!"

senator "that is our sun, dr greer"

greer "thats exactly what a dysinfo agent would say"

senator "damnit, i wish i was zapped out of existence right now by three flying orbs"
 
Enough talk, lets get the UFO ecosphere celebrities in front of congress

Lazar alone could end the whole debate by presenting his stable 115 but he wont because of what?

we should 100% drag their asses in front of congress:

senator "mr elizondo, have you seen indisputable evidence of ET life with your own eyes?"

elizondo "mr senator, i cant talk about this because of my NDA"

senator "you can, heres the written letter by the us president that allows you to tell us everything. you are under oath though, if you lie you will go to jail"

elizondo "actually i wanna tell you in a SCIF because its dangerous for the public"

senator "yeah dont worry about that. now answer the question"

elizondo "well... the answer is complicated"

senator "yes or no mr elizondo"

elizondo "i dont feel well..."

senator "ok. fuck it. mr lazar?"

lazar "yes sir"

senator "are you in possession of element 115?"

lazar "well no. not anymore"

senator "but mr grusch said you are"

lazar "my dog ate it unfortunately..."

senator "what is this... mr knapp, you said you have video proof of element 115 hovering. where is the tape?"

knapp "sir, i accidentally re-recorded it with an episode of the golden girls"

senator "the single most important video tape you own, that could be a total paradigm shift, and you recorded an episode of the golden girls with it?"

knapp "yes sir"

senator "unbelievable... mr delong.. you are the president of the TTSA, is that correct?"

tom "keep your head still"

senator "...what?"

tom "I'll be your thrill"

senator "are you high, mr delong?"

tom "the night will go on, my little windmill"

senator "officer, could you please escort mr delong out of here? thank you... Ok, Mr Greer"

greer "actually its DOCTOR Greer. I am a doctor"

senator "doctor greer. do you have evidence of aliens?"

greer ""

senator "doctor greer...?"

greer ""

senator "doctor greer!!?? what are you doing just sitting there?"

greer "ssshh... im meditating"

senator "why? please answer my question"

greer "im manifesting a ufo with my mind"

senator "are you serious?"

greer "its called CI5"

senator "wtf..."

greer "look, there it is! its shining bright, very bright! and its hovering!"

senator "that is our sun, dr greer"

greer "thats exactly what a dysinfo agent would say"

senator "damnit, i wish i was zapped out of existence right now by three flying orbs"
Absolutely Brilliant!

May I add the following:

elizondo "these UAPs were recorded by Trained Observers!"

senator "what's a Trained Observer?"

elizondo "you know, someone who is trained... ...to observe..."

senator "how do you train someone to observe?"

elizondo "simple. you teach them to look at things."

senator "I see..."



senator
 
senator "what's a Trained Observer?"

elizondo "you know, someone who is trained... ...to observe..."

senator "how do you train someone to observe?"

elizondo "simple. you teach them to look at things."

senator "I see..."
elizondo "not without proper training, you don't!"
 
jeremy corbell has entered the hearing...

senator "i should have listened to my mother and become an accountant, holy smokes..."

corbell "uhm..."

senator "oh, excuse me mister.........?"

corbell "Corbell mr senator, Jeremy Kenyon Lockyer Corbell"

senator "how many are you?"

corbell "what?"

senator "what?"

corbell "thats my name sir"

senator "yeah... anyway... mr corbell, can you describe your role in this circus?"

corbell "circus sir? its disclosure! its the most important event in the history of mankind. the phenomenon dates back to the ancient mayans, and even the bibl.."

senator "your role mister corbell, who exactly are you and why are you here?"

corbell "well, i am an american contemporary artist for fashion and art and a filmmaker, and a ufologist and a brazilian jiu jitsu expert and a member of epic beards united but more importantly i am also the most trusted source for some of the most important witnesses of alien technology. i am also an artist. that is someone thats doing artful art. so i am an artist thats doing art and that is trusted by witnesses of alien technology, that trust me because im trustworthy."

senator "wow ok... whatever... so you brought a video with you, can we have a look at it? martha, could you please play the footage of mr corbell named "triangles"? thank you dear"

corbell "soooo... what we are seeing here are green triangles in the sky filmed by navy sailors using a night vision, military grade camera. that means its a camera that is graded for the military and it is filming triangles in the sky, that are green"

senator "ok... so, green triangles mr corbell?"

corbell "yes triangles. green triangles. as we can see, they are hovering stationary. what is really intriguing is that they are hovering without any movement, they are stationary. so what we have here are green triangles that are not moving because they are hovering. in the sky."

senator "the guys over at metabunk told me its just a star and a plane? i mean its blinking like a plane? and apparently the triangular shape comes from the cameras lense or something like that?"

corbell "well, as you can clearly see it doesnt look like a plane. it looks like a triangle. a green triangle in fact that is triangular in shape, with three corners arranged in a pattern that is shaped triangular, hence why we call it a triangle, senator"

senator "...and what does this footage has to do with aliens?"

corbell "well, they behave exactly like bob lazar described it"

senator "mr lazar said they were disc shaped and were rotating towards their desired heading?"

corbell "exactly!"

senator "this is a triangle, and its not rotating"

corbell "a green triangle in fact, hovering motionlessly without making a sound"

senator "ok mr Jeremy Kenyon Lockyer Corbell, heres the deal. we are gonna show you our aliens but you have to wear a nice jacket with very long arms ok?"

corbell "exciting! thank you so much mr senator. thats a dream come true!"

senator "likewise, it is indeed, have a good one"
 
elizondo "simple. you teach them to look at things."

Hal Puthoff (of Stanford Research Institute fame) interjects:
"To be accurate, you don't actually need look at something. You just need to imagine you're looking at something. Or be told a map reference."

Senator: "Wha... what the... ...are there any scientists who support this... this... ...this?"

Jessica Utts: "I do!"

Senator: "Ah, Professor Utts- so you're researching this, ahem, area of study?"

Utts: "Of course not! As I wrote in 'An Assessment of the Evidence for Psychic Functioning',
'There is little benefit in continuing experiments designed to offer proof, since there is little more to be offered to anyone who does not accept the current collection of data.'
Really, Senator, you wouldn't want me to waste taxpayer's Dollars testing a proven ability!"
 
Jeremy Corbell: Mr. Senator, may I share a witness testimony that the DOPSR has cleared me to share but only if it's a crypted message?

Senator: Carry on.

Jeremy Corbell: Bigelow told Harry: 'please Reid! Leslie is Kean to publish her Fravorite joke':

"Chris showed his Mellons. David Grusched them."

Mick looked West in shame.

Senator: Lordy...
 
The chips, which are edible and placed on a food-safe label, cannot be read remotely.

Capture.JPG (I very nearly missed this- kudos to Mendel and the OP).

The cheese manufacturers have denied that eating the microchips, AKA inter-grated circuits, results in any side-effects.
However, undercover reporters have found clear evidence of acute physiological dependency amongst so-called cheeseheads.

Disturbing footage has emerged of effected cheese-users being rounded up, and cruelly exploited, for the barbaric entertainment of dairy farming communities in rural parts of southern England:

 
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