Debunking Humor...

I dedicate this to all the conspiracy theorists out there ;)

Just wish someone would have played this for me back back when I was paranoid CT'er

 
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EXPOSED - The Inebriati (aka The Knights Tippler)



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This is just another part of the REAL Illuminati softly introducing us to their evil One World Religion in the New World Order.

David Mitchell and Robert Webb 13 letters in David Mitchell and 10 in Robert Webb, 1+3=4 4-13=9 1+0=1 and 1+10 = 11, 9/11! Half of 10 is 5 and their names have 4 words = 9! 9 plus 13 = 22, 22÷2 is 11, 9+10 is 19-13 is 6 do that 3 times and you have 666.

All the signs are there, you just have to look! I know I totally blow this wide open, I'm fucking awesome!
 
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The "Inebriatti"...made me spit up!! :p

(ON a somewhat "sober" note? MUCH of Human endeavor has been accomplished under the influence of beer, for centuries).

Yeah, and I am now a "buzz-kill", eh??
 
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The above is extremely funny....but I have to say that in the "intent" of MetaBunk?

I have been 'dinged' many times, for this. In THIS thread, perhaps there is some "latitude"...I have 'eschewed' the posting of videos, at this point....except as humourous additions to PMs with people that I communicate with, in PMs.

AND just my posting of this, in a "humour" thread? Probably will "bring down" the funny "vibe"....
 
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"...when someone comes in with a vague sense of unease, or a touch of the nerves, or...even just more money than sense? You'll be left with, bottle of basically just water in one hand, and a HUGE invoice in the other..."

I fall to the floor, laughing at these two....they are truly brilliant comics!!
 
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My Partner at work:

Thank you for calling tech support, how may I help you today?

Lady: My Emails from Switzerland are being blocked and Im being spied on, change my password.

Partner: Ok Ma'am, what's your email address?

Lady: I cant TELL you that, there'll be a security breach.. you already work for the fucking CIA you should KNOW my email address.

Partner: Ma'am, I work for your internet company, Im not with the CIA..

Lady: YES YOU ARE, YOU ALL WORK FOR THE CIA.. QUIT SPYING ON ME OR ILL CALL THE POLICE!!!
Just another day in paradise. >.>
 
Well.... it was bound to happen sooner or later:

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/24/russia-shoots-down-santas-sleigh-near-north-pole/

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Russia Shoots Down Santa's Sleigh Near North Pole
Dec 24, 2014

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Russia shot down Santa Claus's sleigh today in international airspace over the Arctic Ocean.

According to local reports, the sleigh was beginning its annual Christmas Eve journey around the world when it was struck by a surface-to-air missile fired from the Russian island of Novaya Zemlya - just a few hundred miles from the North Pole. Santa and nearly all of his reindeer were killed instantly.

Norwegian fisherman soon located the debris field in the frigid waters of the Arctic Ocean. Images of the debris aired on CNN and other international news networks show broken limbs, teddy bears, and gift wrapping strewn throughout the sea.

Although Russia has officially denied involvement in the incident, American intelligence forces say they have proof the missile was fired from a Russian military installation on the island. Several ultra-nationalist politicians in Moscow have praised the downing, which targeted an popular Western celebrity.

"Santa Claus is a symbol of Western decadence and consumerism," said Alexi Onnatopp, leader of the far-right Golden Bear party,"Whoever killed this fat, corrupt man is a patriot and a hero."

Today's events bear striking similarities to the downing of Malaysian Flight 17, which was shot down by pro-Russian rebels in Eastern Ukraine this summer using a similar surface-to-air missile. All 285 passengers and 15 crew were killed aboard that flight travelling from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.


Remarkably one reindeer survived today's blast and is currently being treated for his injuries at a hospital in Norway. Authorities have yet to officially release its name, but sources close to the investigation confirm that it is Rudolph -- the crimson-snouted misfit immortalized in an eponymous 1939 song.

"We were able to rescue him first because of his red nose," says Lars Sommerhielm, an admiral in the Royal Norwegian Navy, "It stood out amongst the ocean waves. The others we couldn't get to in time."

In a speech from the oval office President Obama vowed an appropriate response to the tragedy, which may include tightening sanctions on an already crumbling Russian economy.

"Today Russia has gone too far,"he told reporters,"Vladimir Putin has threatened the hopes and dreams of children around the world. He will be brought to justice."

A funeral for Mr. Claus has been set for December 28th at the North Pole. President Obama, British Prime Minister David Cameron, French President Francois Hollande and other international dignitaries are scheduled to attend.

 
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Well.... it was bound to happen sooner or later:

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/24/russia-shoots-down-santas-sleigh-near-north-pole/

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Politics
Russia Shoots Down Santa's Sleigh Near North Pole
Dec 24, 2014

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aa2eee360e1f9dcdf7027c2b32bd1350.jpg
Russia shot down Santa Claus's sleigh today in international airspace over the Arctic Ocean.

According to local reports, the sleigh was beginning its annual Christmas Eve journey around the world when it was struck by a surface-to-air missile fired from the Russian island of Novaya Zemlya - just a few hundred miles from the North Pole. Santa and nearly all of his reindeer were killed instantly.

Norwegian fisherman soon located the debris field in the frigid waters of the Arctic Ocean. Images of the debris aired on CNN and other international news networks show broken limbs, teddy bears, and gift wrapping strewn throughout the sea.

Although Russia has officially denied involvement in the incident, American intelligence forces say they have proof the missile was fired from a Russian military installation on the island. Several ultra-nationalist politicians in Moscow have praised the downing, which targeted an popular Western celebrity.

"Santa Claus is a symbol of Western decadence and consumerism," said Alexi Onnatopp, leader of the far-right Golden Bear party,"Whoever killed this fat, corrupt man is a patriot and a hero."

Today's events bear striking similarities to the downing of Malaysian Flight 17, which was shot down by pro-Russian rebels in Eastern Ukraine this summer using a similar surface-to-air missile. All 285 passengers and 15 crew were killed aboard that flight travelling from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.


Remarkably one reindeer survived today's blast and is currently being treated for his injuries at a hospital in Norway. Authorities have yet to officially release its name, but sources close to the investigation confirm that it is Rudolph -- the crimson-snouted misfit immortalized in an eponymous 1939 song.

"We were able to rescue him first because of his red nose," says Lars Sommerhielm, an admiral in the Royal Norwegian Navy, "It stood out amongst the ocean waves. The others we couldn't get to in time."

In a speech from the oval office President Obama vowed an appropriate response to the tragedy, which may include tightening sanctions on an already crumbling Russian economy.

"Today Russia has gone too far,"he told reporters,"Vladimir Putin has threatened the hopes and dreams of children around the world. He will be brought to justice."

A funeral for Mr. Claus has been set for December 28th at the North Pole. President Obama, British Prime Minister David Cameron, French President Francois Hollande and other international dignitaries are scheduled to attend.

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FALSE FLAG!!​
1) We ALL know (at least we in Europe know) Santa is based in LAPLAND, Not the North Pole, so there is no way his sled would have been on the track claimed unless forced there by HAARP 'sled hacking technology'.
2) RUSSIA TODAY reported on Dec 23rd that Mr Putin had been very good this year and was TOP of the nice list. He was expecting Santa to bring him 12 Iskander Ballistic Missiles, 160 SU-27 Flankers, An X-BOX one and A Really Nice Knitted Jumper. Therefore Russia had nothing to gain and everything to loose from a shootdown.
3) The same RT broadcast stated Obama had been very bad and therefore wouldn't be getting the new Healthcare program or the new bike he wanted, giving him a strong motive for the atrocity.
4) Alex Jones on his Infowars channel, as far back as October reported that the CIA was training CRISIS REINDEER!
5) It is well known that the BILDERBURG group are fundamentally opposed to Santa because of his 'socialist' activities. ie, GIVING toys to children (not selling them) and bringing peace to all the world, and had therefore placed him high on their hit list.
6) Why hasn't the black box been recovered? We all know that the Norwegians are NATO allies of the Obama regime, have they recovered the box and destroyed it so we will not see its real contents?

I think the evidence is overwhelming.

;) with apologies! ;)

And seasons greetings to all​
 
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