Inspired by what I have seen on this thread
I might get a Mod "ding" for this, but in my opinion it might be pertinent.
A "petition" to "ban" dihydrogen monoxide (WoW!!! That sounds like an EVIL chemical)!!
I joke, I kid....I try not to "mock"....(I try not to cause any distress....it is a light attempt at education and elucidation).
This video (below) may seem (to some) to be "mocking"...but it isn't, when accepted as presented. It is "informative"....and educational:
(AND I know that Penn Gillette uses offensive and off-color language as he speaks....HE is perhaps doing the "mocking"...not me.....BUT the message is clear)....
(photo credit: from blog link above)
Early attempts at reducing the size of cyclists were encouraging, but not always successful.
Shortly after this image was recorded, the cycling couple rode off and were never seen again. It was decided that perhaps it was best to concentrate on producing nano bikes first, and cyclists later.
Britain has once again succumbed to the threat of weather-based terrorism with the majority of the country brought to a standstill by the use of the outlawed blanket precipitation weapon, codenamed S.N.O.W. (Seems Normally to Occur in Winter)....
Bio-weapon
Thought to be a combination of traditional artillery and bio-weapon, it is the neurological side-effects that are causing the greatest concern.
Anyone caught at the wheel of a vehicle during an attack seemingly loses any ability to co-ordinate their eyes and hands, with women particularly at risk.
Children and male adolescents are also prone to behavioural disturbance and unwittingly add to the weapons potency with airborne ballistic distribution, the impact of which can really hurt when combined with frozen H2O or small stones.
Sightings
Recent multiple sightings of the albino terror leader known as “snowman” appear to have coincided with the latest attack and police are investigating a possible link.
However, given the fugitives propensity for unexplained escape following the cessation of S.N.O.W. attacks, the pressure is on the authorities to turn up the heat with regard to security.
The police have released a photo-fit of “snowman” as he may appear if disguised. Members of the public are advised to approach with caution as he may be armed.
Are you Welsh?Hey I recognise those sheep
unless they are for 'role play' purposesYou don't need deep boots if they like you!
I watch educational videos about themYou guys know FAR TOO MUCH about the ways of sheep.
I watch educational videos about them
Having the brakes removed from your car is a personal decision
http://boingboing.net/2015/02/08/having-the-brakes-removed-from.html....Now of course big government is getting involved, saying that I *MUST* have brakes. That this isn’t just about me, and that I could hurt people. What happened to personal freedom? What happened to liberty?...
Couldn't think of anywhere else to post this.
My Girlfriend sent it to me in Facebook chat.
It's as perfect as she is for today. Happy Valentine's everyone