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tech@theonion.com Thu May 9 12:07:39 1996
Date: Wed, 08 May 1996 23:33:49 -0600
From: tech <
tech@theonion.com>
To:
reece@dasher.wustl.edu
Subject: INFO: Fans of "Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia"
To all fans of "Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia",
In recent months the news story, "Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia",
has been highly circulated around the internet without attribution to
the original authors/creators. This story was originally written for
and published in _the ONION_, a satirical news weekly based in
Madison, WI. The unauthorized distribution of "Clinton Deploys Vowels
to Bosnia" preceded the launch of our new web-site which is located at
_
http://www.theonion.com_. This site is now the official home of
"Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia" as well as other award winning news
stories such as "Christ Returns to NBA" and "Point Counter-Point:
Humidity".
If you have downloaded and posted this story on a web-page, as a
courtesy to _the ONION_ (and to avoid a lengthy legal battle in which
you would be crushed) please provide a link to the official ONION
web-site and credit the story as having "originally appeared in the
ONION, Number One In News".
Truly,
The Editors
the ONION, Number One In News
(
http://www.theonion.com)