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I may have solved it!
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Giant duck, with a face, in the forest: friends, we may have stumbled upon Disney's greatest secret!
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Carl Barks grew up on a farm in Oregon. Who knows what (or who) he encountered out in the forest?

This would also firmly establish the bigfoot-UFO connection: ducks are notoriously transmedium, and we've already identified several UFO sightings as ducks! No wonder bigfoot remains elusive, and no hair is ever found! The researchers could probably have scraped that DNA off their windshield!
 
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"A group of conspiracy theorists take a cruise...
CONSPIRACY CRUISE takes its real-life inspiration from an actual cruise that set sail from Florida in 2016 and featured a large gathering of conspiracy theorists among a ship of "normies." Of course, this being a horror short, it's not likely that there were any reptilians or Illuminati on board, though the film cleverly uses its genre elements to explore the underlying fear and anxiety of being powerless in an all-consuming, foreboding world -- and how it can spiral into the outlandish. With little faith in institutions and little trust in one's fellow humans -- and actual historical precedence that people have been exploited by large, influential institutions -- grasping at conspiracy may actually be a logical response, especially when people lack agency in a world where meaning is fraught and nothing feels safe."
 
Alytha said:
Damn I fell for that.
I guess I'm not a trained observer then :(
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You've not been here that long, so there's a bit of background to that remark. "They're a trained observer" is what UFOlogists like to tell us when we suggest a pilot or similar was mistaken or misinterpreted a situation. Now ask yourself if learning to be a pilot means you won't be caught out by details like those in my post, and you'll understand why we think that training is highly specific and doesn't help much with the unexpected.
 
Mendel said:
You've not been here that long, so there's a bit of background to that remark. "They're a trained observer" is what UFOlogists like to tell us when we suggest a pilot or similar was mistaken or misinterpreted a situation. Now ask yourself if learning to be a pilot means you won't be caught out by details like those in my post, and you'll understand why we think that training is highly specific and doesn't help much with the unexpected.
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Yeah, I know that :)
Funnily enough, I work in aviation, so I have a lot of contact with pilots, and know how absurd that assumption is ;)
 
NorCal Dave said:
Damn! That got me, I had to read a few more times before seeing it. My mind just filled in what it thought the lines said.
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That image brought back traumatic memories of fixation-to-word-mapping papers I've read over the years. You can't stop chunking just because you know you're chunking.
 
Mendel said:
You've not been here that long, so there's a bit of background to that remark. "They're a trained observer" is what UFOlogists like to tell us when we suggest a pilot or similar was mistaken or misinterpreted a situation. Now ask yourself if learning to be a pilot means you won't be caught out by details like those in my post, and you'll understand why we think that training is highly specific and doesn't help much with the unexpected.
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How dare you mock the Order of Trained Observers! As a level 7 Awareness Wizard I think I can speak for all TOs when I say: "What the hell was that thing?"
 
The Onion bought InfoWars (and this is not a joke) :cool:
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Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic "panic" and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can't even put a man on the Moon.

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/
 
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Four people were arrested in an insurance fraud case after they submitted footage to an insurance company showing what they said was a bear damaging a luxury car.
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/11/14/us/video/insurance-fraud-fake-bear-scam-digvid
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They should have claimed it was bigfoot that trashed the car. Then they would have had an army of folks proclaiming that it is impossible to make a suit that was so convincing.
 
Trailspotter said:
The Onion bought InfoWars (and this is not a joke)
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Article:
The anti-violence organization Everytown for Gun Safety said it will be the exclusive advertiser in The Onion's new venture as part of a multiyear agreement.

Since April, The Onion has been led by chief executive Ben Collins, who previously covered disinformation and conspiracy theories for NBC News, a beat that often meant covering Jones.

On his show this week, amid pleas for listeners to buy subscriptions and the nutritional supplements he sells, Jones painted a picture of his potential buyers, describing one group of anonymous bidders as friendly backers who would allow his show to operate as normal. Others, he said, were "bad guys" who would shut Infowars down.
 
If you haven't seen enough of him at the UAP hearing, he'll be on TV again in two days:
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Article:
Have I Got News for You

Have I Got News for You is a comedy panel show which delivers comic observations from the satirical to the surreal through the lens of a news quiz show. Hosted by Emmy® Award nominee Roy Wood Jr. with acclaimed comedians Amber Ruffin and Michael Ian Black serving as team captains. The series serves up a smart take on the news of the week through games that test panelists knowledge of current events. SATURDAYS AT 9PM ET/PT ON CNN / SUNDAYS ON MAX
 
John J. said:
Ah, we had Roy Wood Jr. as host of the UK Have I Got News For You (HIGNFY) last Friday, he was pretty good.
Not as good as William Shatner in 2012 though.
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I watch both. The US version is pretty solid. And Shatner was indeed excellent, even better than the tub of lard.
 
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