Debunking Humor...

[Todd Feinman]

Science News: Black Hole Discovered to Actually be a Black Cat

Here is the event horizon:

 

[Mendel]

Here is the event horizon:

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Pictured: Cat exerting gravitational pull

 

[Todd Feinman]

Pictured: Cat exerting gravitational pull

Not after they reach the edge of the table; cat not needed then. You would make FatPhil look positively lovable at parties, BYW.

 

[Todd Feinman]

Science News: Black Hole Discovered to Actually be a Black Cat

Would space be all lumpy like that around a black hole? Picture shows cat affected by gravity.

 

[Gary C]

Conspiracy theorist: "there are not coincidences!"

 

[FatPhil]

Conspiracy theorist: "there are not coincidences!"

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What, are they expecting different copies of the newspaper to contain different text for different readers? That would require even more of a consipiracy.

However, it's exactly what can happen on news and other supposedly factual websites: there's no reason any two regular viewers will be shipped exactly the same content.