Debunking Humor...

[Todd Feinman]

Science News: Black Hole Discovered to Actually be a Black Cat

Here is the event horizon:

 

[Mendel]

Here is the event horizon:

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Pictured: Cat exerting gravitational pull

 

[Todd Feinman]

Pictured: Cat exerting gravitational pull

Not after they reach the edge of the table; cat not needed then.