Some thoughts on the "EBO" Reddit post.
Quotes are from the Reddit post brought to our attention by fizzbomb,
link here, unless otherwise stated.
The author and their workplace
The author of the EBO post says,
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I believe that every human being has the right to know the truth, and that to progress, humanity needs to divest itself of certain institutions and organizations that will probably not survive these revelations in the long term.
The author has a political motivation. Even if these are the words of a fictitious narrator (which I very much believe to be the case), I think it's worth considering that these are the actual beliefs of the author.
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...to protect my anonymity, I will be purposely vague or even contradictory about any information that could identify me
...so we should disregard anything said about the author's background, recruitment or work location. So why did they include it?
Well, it adds to the narrative, and maybe the author thinks it adds to their credibility. But they've told us it might not be true.
This gives the author some up-front protection against facts that might disprove their story, e.g. in the (admittedly unlikely) event Fort Detrick published a thorough site plan that didn't show basement laboratories in the timeframe mentioned.
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The clandestine operations are carried out in a restricted part of the basement, out of sight from regular workers.
Is their canteen there as well, or do they eat with the other staff? How do the 25 or so staff, plus contracted security, get in or out of their workplace, over several years, without
some interaction with other Fort Detrick personnel?
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...there were security guards working for one subcontractor or another.
...Who were presumably visible to other Fort Detrick staff, at least when arriving or departing. Over a period of several years.
Fort Detrick will have had military personnel providing security, they would need to be aware of the contractors if only to know not to challenge them.
I'm not American, but I'd be confident that there are US military units that could provide protection better than any contractor, plus you have the security benefits of keeping the operation "in house" (and with personnel subject to military law).
Genetics
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Their genetics are like ours, based on DNA.
The author states that this might be because
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...our biosphere and theirs share a common ancestry
and seems to run with that hypothesis.
Terrestrial life emerged relatively soon after the cooling of Earth's crust, and is DNA-based. Ann K must be correct when she says
Earthly chemistry tells us that carbon-based life is by far the most likely
Maybe DNA was the molecule most likely to emerge as a gene conveyor on the young Earth. From our biosphere we've never identified an alternative (excepting, arguably, RNA in some viruses). If so, we might expect a similar outcome on a planet with similar chemistry and similar conditions. We don't know enough about abiogenesis to rule out the separate emergence of DNA-based life on different planets.
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EBO geneticists can insert or remove a gene from a cell in a way that is far more targeted and efficient than our technology allows.
Hasn't the author heard about CRISPR?
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By delivering the Cas9
nuclease complexed with a synthetic
guide RNA (gRNA) into a cell, the cell's genome can be cut at a desired location, allowing existing genes to be removed and/or new ones added
in vivo.
[1]
The technique is considered highly significant in biotechnology and medicine as it enables editing genomes
in vivo very precisely, cheaply, and easily.
Wikipedia, CRISPR gene editing,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR_gene_editing
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To my knowledge only one individual genome has been sequenced
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Their genetics are not only based on the same genetic system, but they're also even compatible with our own cellular machinery. This means that you can take a human gene and insert it into an EBO cell, and that gene will be translated into protein, and this of course works in reverse with a human gene inserted into an EBO cell.
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There are also many genes which are not found in our biosphere whose role has not been identified.
(1) Re. that last line: So how do we know they're "compatible with our own cellular machinery"?
(2) This team have identified, or have access to, a checkable database of every gene in our biosphere? Nonsense.
(3) The second line (above) ignores the rather important fact that not all genes are protein-coding
(although this was once part of the definition of a gene in many settings, and is sometimes said in introductions to genetics):
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However, many genes are noncoding: the HGP's original paper, in 2001, acknowledged that "thousands of human genes produce noncoding RNAs as their ultimate product," although the paper itself reported just 706 noncoding RNA genes [2].
"How many genes do we have?", Salzburg, S.L., 2018,
BMC Biology 16. (HGP= Human Genome Project).
https://bmcbiol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12915-018-0564-x
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Finding the purpose of these novel genes is one of the aims of the program.
Considering the difficulty in finding the "purpose" of individual genes in humans, when we have countless (living!) potential subjects, and the fact that the author's team were apparently unaware that some genes are not protein-coding, well, "good luck with that" as they say.
The fact that the team only genome-sequenced one (dead) individual, even though they had access to others, will render the task of finding "...the purpose of these novel genes" effectively impossible.
Mendel anticipated "the next bit",
How would they even determine that a protein is nonfunctional if all they have is dead bodies?
Even if we take "gene" to mean a protein-coding gene, finding what protein a gene encodes for does not necessarily show the role(s) of that gene (or protein) in a living body.
The functions of some genes are known only because living people (or animals) with unusual behaviours (in the broadest sense) have been found to have altered or missing copies of a particular gene. FOXP2 was found to be important for speech after genetic analysis was performed on members of the "KE family", a British family in which several members had severe speech impediments. The language role of FOXP2 could not be found by studying cadavers.
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Initially identified in 1998 as the genetic cause of a speech disorder in a British family designated the KE family, FOXP2 was the first gene discovered to be associated with speech and language...
Wikipedia, FoxP2,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOXP2
Digestion, thermoregulation, etc.
I think metabunker Mendel provided a useful and accurate critique of the "EBOs" nutritional, excretory and thermoregulatory functions, available on his post which I've selectively quoted below;
Whoever wrote that analysis was producing bunk.
Beakflip also deals with these topics, concluding
the designer would be a chump.
The only thing I can add is that human patients dependent on total parenteral nutrition (TPN), where all nutrition is received via a central venous line directly into the bloodstream, do indeed continue to defecate some solid(-ish) material
(Link to viewable PDF), Patient information factsheet Parenteral nutrition, University Hospital Southampton NHS Trust.
We don't know if the most recent common ancestor of all terrestrial bilaterians had a blind digestive tract (i.e. no anus) or not, see Wikipedia, Urbilaterian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urbilaterian, but the relative success of bilaterians compared to animals with blind digestive tracts is evident.
The lack of nipples, genitals and anus are all highly significant- it means a model EBO can be shown on primetime TV
Olfactory bulb slip-up.
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There appears to be no equivalent to the olfactory bulb in the nasal cavity.
This is a big
"oops!" line.
O.K., the author claims to be a molecular biologist, and need not necessarily be a specialist in anatomy.
They might be quoting details they've read in fellow professionals' reports about the "EBOs".
(You probably wouldn't want a molecular biologist, who hasn't, as far as we know, got experience as a surgeon or forensic pathologist, performing an autopsy or primary dissection of such an incredibly valuable specimen).
But whoever performed the original autopsy would not write,
"There appears to be no equivalent to the olfactory bulb in the nasal cavity" if they were halfway qualified to do their job.
The olfactory bulb is not, and never is, in the nasal cavity. There's the small matter of the ethmoid bone
(more specifically the cribriform plate) and its soft tissue coverings that separate the nasal cavity from the brain.
(Incidentally, we speak of "the olfactory bulb" like we speak of "the eye"- there are two olfactory bulbs).
The olfactory bulb is part of the forebrain, and you don't want parts of your forebrain in your nasal cavity.
This is a subjective opinion, but I don't think that any practising medical doctor, forensic pathologist or suitably specialised nurse (acute ENT, Max-Facs, neuro settings) would make this mistake. For me, this one gaff in itself is evidence that the story is nonsense.
Wikipedia, Olfactory bulb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory_bulb
If you looked around someone's nasal cavity with an endoscope, you wouldn't see the underside of their brain.
Eyes
"...a more traditional eye is revealed. It's about three times larger than a human eye"
The very large eyes of some "Grey" descriptions are difficult to understand in terms of mammalian anatomy.
Eyes are not spherical, but their dimensions in each axis are similar,
approximately 24.2 mm (transverse) × 23.7 mm (sagittal) × 22.0-24.8 mm (axial) (axial=visual axis, front to back of eye)...
This means that a "Grey's" eye, if following the pattern of homo sapiens (and our ancestors, and most other mammals) would extend back into the head at least as far as its maximum visible "length" on the face, reducing volume available for other structures-such as the brain.
(Dimensions from "Variations in eyeball diameters of the healthy adults" [Sic], Bekerman, I., Gottlieb, P., Vaiman, M., 2014,
Journal of Opthalmology,
link from PubMed, National Center for Biotechnology Information)
There is no mention that this "traditional eye" deviates dramatically in shape from the (very roughly spherical) human eye, so the fact that
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The lens is rounder than a human['s]
-will cause focussing problems, particularly as the lens-retina distance is much increased.
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Myopia results from the length of the eyeball growing too long or less commonly the lens being too strong.
Wikipedia, Near-sightedness,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-sightedness
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The responsiveness of each of these 6 types of cone is specific to a wavelength band, with a minimum of overlap between each other. The result is a broader visible spectrum.
The wavelengths concerned- which would be of great interest- are not stated.
Many (non-mammalian) creatures have four cone types enabling tetrachromacy, in some cases allowing vision into the ultra violet.
Most mammals are dichromats, having two cone types, some of these (e.g. reindeer) can see into the ultraviolet range.
Some humans have four types of cones, but the "additional" cone (IIRC) is sensitive to a range just offset from the "L" type (sensitive towards lower wavelengths in the "normal" visible spectrum) without sensitivity in the infra-red: Different cone types might produce better colour discrimination without allowing a broader visible spectrum.
Even if the "EBO" cone types have minimal overlap, if their range of sensitivity (the upper and lower wavelength detected by each cone type) is narrower than that of humans' S, M and L cones then their visible spectrum need not be broader.
A larger number of cone types does not automatically mean a broader visible spectrum.
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The size of their eyes suggests they have excellent night vision.
...My eyes are larger than those of a fox, or a tarsier, or a barn owl, but my night vision isn't as good.
Having gone on about retinal cone cells, the author seems to forget about the relationship between rod cells- which are not mentioned- and low-light vision.
The description of the eye might suggest that these creatures are always staggering around in an unfocussed world of extraordinary colours; maybe this explains why they're crashing their saucers all the time. Or coming off their motorbikes, if that's what their injuries suggest (according to the author).
The brain
The description of the brain is straight from D-grade science-fiction: It's big and strange.
Apart from the usual pulp SF obsession with brain size and weird gross anatomy, there is little detail.
What is the estimated number of neurons? Are axons myelinated? What commissures exist (connections between the major substructures)? What other structures are present within the five main brain areas? How many cranial nerves? If there's no brainstem per se, what do most of the cranial nerves lead to- the surface of the central "lobe"? (This would make no evolutionary or biological sense, you need reliable circulation and respiration before you can develop a big brain). What is the nature of the cerebrospinal fluid (or its equivalent)? There is more to a brain than just the cortex.
There are neurons and glia- so the cytology is the same as on Earth.
By definition an ETI would have to have some system giving rise to intelligence, and that system would presumably be complex, comprising many functional sub-units which might be analogous to neurons. But to actually have neurons and glia- so similar to ours that no further comment is made- seems unlikely to me.
Ratio of glial cells to neurons is higher than in humans- ooh, a famous (and reasonably disputed) finding was that Einstein's brain showed a higher ratio of glial cells to neurons. This has led to theories that a "rich mental life" is allowed by, or causes, greater glial numbers.
I'm reminded of Mendel's observation regarding the origins of another "finding" about the EBO,
This means it's not "something surprising we learn from the aliens", but rather an existing public research result.
But unfortunately for the EBO author- and maybe for those suggesting that Einstein had unusual neurology- the ratio of glia to neurons increases with age, glia continue to divide. 76 year-old Einstein's 11 controls had an average age of 64.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_of_Albert_Einstein
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The sections are separated by transverse and longitudinal fissures and are connected to the central lobe, which acts as brainstem and cerebellum.
The use of the term "lobe" for a central structure might not be wrong per se, but would be, I suggest, an unusual term for a neurologist or neuroanatomist etc. to use for this structure as described.
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The lobes of the brain are the major identifiable zones of the cerebral cortex, and they comprise the surface of each hemisphere of the cerebrum.
Wikipedia, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobes_of_the_brain
Neither the brainstem or cerebellum are considered lobes or parts of lobes of the brain. They are not part of the cerebral cortex.
It is not mentioned if the absolutely essential structures (in human brain functioning) of the diencephalon are present in the central lobe, or are represented by analogous structures in the four "actual" lobes, or are absent altogether.
All Earth vertebrates have a common underlying brain architecture (hindbrain, midbrain, forebrain).
Components of the midbrain and hindbrain form the brainstem. The cerebellum is part of the hindbrain (but not brainstem).
The EBO brain does not have this architecture.
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It has been suggested that the hindbrain first evolved in the Urbilaterian—the last common ancestor of chordates and arthropods—between 570 and 555 million years ago.
(Wikipedia, Hindbrain,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindbrain).
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The inner ear has all the characteristics of a typical vestibular and cochlear system, although the curvature of the cochlea is more pronounced than a human.
So the EBO has, in effect, a human inner ear- with its tiny, specifically-shaped structures. Even within mammals, anatomy of the inner ear varies. Birds and crocodilians lack a coiled cochlea. The anatomically modern human inner ear must be a relatively recent evolutionary development- but the EBO ear is nearly identical.
Yet the EBO's brain architecture is less like ours than that of any vertebrate that has ever lived on Earth.
This doesn't make much sense- convergent evolution does occur, but finding an inner ear with "...all the characteristics of a typical vestibular and cochlear system" of a modern human, in a creature whose gross neuroanatomy (if it were a terrestrial organism) would have diverged from ours before the evolution of fish is unlikely.
The strange mix of features in the "EBO"- some essentially human, some different, some implausible- are "explained" as being the result of being DNA-based, and subsequent genetic engineering (e.g. the brain).
The genetic engineering in this case conforms to Clarke's third law, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic", already mentioned in this thread.
But it does not follow that something "indistiguishable from magic", particularly in a spoken or text narrative, is the result of a "...sufficiently advanced technology". We imagine the FTL starships of science fiction not because they are plausible, even if their drives are described, but because we suspend disbelief, and if we're enjoying the story we don't waste time criticizing the science.
The EBO narrative is presented as fact; we should maintain disbelief (or at least scepticism) and criticize its science.
It's obvious that the author put some time into the Reddit EBO post, it's a shame it's been written to deceive people. But that's what fraudsters, propagandists and the like do.
Almost forgot to mention, 1974 novel Wild Card, by Raymond Hawkey and Roger Bingham.
A near-future USA is riven with violent factions. To recreate a sense of unity, the President and aides arrange for a small team of specialist scientists, drawn from their normal work, to go to (IIRC- if anyone can confirm this I'd be grateful) Fort Detrick, where they secretly build a mock "UFO" and an organic model of an "ET", and a bio-engineered pathogen. The fakes have to be good enough to pass expert investigation after the saucer is crashed into L.A., releasing the pathogen (and killing 10,000 people).
I wonder if the EBO author read this.