Mendel
Senior Member.
Sir, this is Antarctica.
Todd Feinman
Senior Member
UFO Witness: "Look, there's a UFO up there!"
Skeptic: "Nah, those don't exist!"
UFO Witness: "No! Look! It's a saucer! And it's coming closer"
Skeptic: "No way! That's a bird wanting to be fed, or a deflating balloon, of course!"
UFO Witness: "My god, it's right above you, zig-zagging back and forth, man!"
Skeptic: "Nope! It's a big hat, or it might be a hubcap someone has thrown at us, and that's parallax."
UFO Witness: "Good Lord! It's right on your head!!"
Skeptic: "No it's not! It's just an illusion; the hat is on a distant hill."
UFO Witness: "No! It's on your head! Right on your head!!"
Skeptic: <slurping noise>
UFO Witness: "You headlander!! It's sucked out your brain!"
Skeptic: "No it hasn't, human.."
Skeptic: "Nah, those don't exist!"
UFO Witness: "No! Look! It's a saucer! And it's coming closer"
Skeptic: "No way! That's a bird wanting to be fed, or a deflating balloon, of course!"
UFO Witness: "My god, it's right above you, zig-zagging back and forth, man!"
Skeptic: "Nope! It's a big hat, or it might be a hubcap someone has thrown at us, and that's parallax."
UFO Witness: "Good Lord! It's right on your head!!"
Skeptic: "No it's not! It's just an illusion; the hat is on a distant hill."
UFO Witness: "No! It's on your head! Right on your head!!"
Skeptic: <slurping noise>
UFO Witness: "You headlander!! It's sucked out your brain!"
Skeptic: "No it hasn't, human.."
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JMartJr
Senior Member.
I know, the pyramid is on fire.
JMartJr
Senior Member.
Lost me at the clicks -- not sure what that's referring to?
Todd Feinman
Senior Member
Fixed it. Was Disclosure Day reference (which I haven't seen!).
NoParty
Senior Member.
You made it t' the clicks?!?
You're a better man than me.
Todd Feinman
Senior Member
Aww. I make it through all of the repetitive fairy talk! It's my duty!
Mendel
Senior Member.
That's not how parallax works. Nor how perspective works.
(cue the Father Ted clip. It does NOT say "small and far away".)
But you can count on the UFO witness in your story to fail to take a clear photo.
Mendel
Senior Member.
Dang, that's a hot summer.
No points for pointing out the factual inaccuracies of this reply.
Todd Feinman
Senior Member
Oh I see! Thank you.That's not how parallax works. Nor how perspective works.
(cue the Father Ted clip. It does NOT say "small and far away".)
But you can count on the UFO witness in your story to fail to take a clear photo.
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