Mendel
Senior Member.
Sir, this is Antarctica.
Todd Feinman
Senior Member
UFO Witness: "Look, there's a UFO up there!"
Skeptic: "Nah, those don't exist!"
UFO Witness: "No! Look! It's a saucer! And it's coming closer"
Skeptic: "No way! That's a bird wanting to be fed, or a deflating balloon, of course!"
UFO Witness: "My god, it's right above you, zig-zagging back and forth, man!"
Skeptic: "Nope! It's a big hat, or it might be a hubcap someone has thrown at us, and that's parallax."
UFO Witness: "Good Lord! It's right on your head!!"
Skeptic: "No it's not! It's just an illusion; the hat is on a distant hill."
UFO Witness: "No! It's on your head! Right on your head!!"
Skeptic: <slurping noise>
UFO Witness: "You headlander!! It's sucked out your brain!"
Skeptic: "No it hasn't, human.."
Skeptic: "Nah, those don't exist!"
UFO Witness: "No! Look! It's a saucer! And it's coming closer"
Skeptic: "No way! That's a bird wanting to be fed, or a deflating balloon, of course!"
UFO Witness: "My god, it's right above you, zig-zagging back and forth, man!"
Skeptic: "Nope! It's a big hat, or it might be a hubcap someone has thrown at us, and that's parallax."
UFO Witness: "Good Lord! It's right on your head!!"
Skeptic: "No it's not! It's just an illusion; the hat is on a distant hill."
UFO Witness: "No! It's on your head! Right on your head!!"
Skeptic: <slurping noise>
UFO Witness: "You headlander!! It's sucked out your brain!"
Skeptic: "No it hasn't, human.."
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JMartJr
Senior Member.
I know, the pyramid is on fire.
JMartJr
Senior Member.
Lost me at the clicks -- not sure what that's referring to?
Todd Feinman
Senior Member
Fixed it. Was Disclosure Day reference (which I haven't seen!).
NoParty
Senior Member.
You made it t' the clicks?!?
You're a better man than me.
Todd Feinman
Senior Member
Aww. I make it through all of the repetitive fairy talk! It's my duty!
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