Debunking Humor...

[jdog]

Clearest UAP photo ever...

This was a drone show at San Diego's Seaport Village, as described in
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/sandiego/comments/1smsorb/drone_show_at_seaport_village_today/
.

On a more serious note, I'm expecting we'll get more reports of aerial weirdness from San Diego now that Seaworld San Diego has received approval to run 110 drone shows over Mission Bay over the next year.

 

[JMartJr]

For those who made the mistake of watching any of "Turtle Dreams," may I make it up to you in some small way with...

REG KEYHOE AND HIS MARIMBA QUEENS!

with Frank DeNunzio, Jr. on the bass (his highlight moment is amazing)

I watch this about every other month, I find it impossible to be sad for the rest of the day.

 

[Gary C]

My preferred alien related ditty as it ends with Metabunk's consensus position on NIH evidence to date.


Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGVwreJNWlk

 

[Todd Feinman]

I dared. And my g/f now hates you. By about 6 minutes in I thought I was starting to feel queezy, but then I realised it was just my intestines attempting to crawl out of my body so that they could wrap themselves around my neck tightly enough that bloodflow to my brain would cease, as would further visual and auditory processing.

That is just the perfect image for your new avatar

 

[Mendel]

Don't feel pressured.



I have always liked the images of the surface of the moon with the moon in the sky. My memory is that this happens in the weird 1983 performance art film "Turtle Dreams," with a cut from the image below that shows a closer view and that that's not the Earth up there, but in fact the moon... but nothing in this world would compel me to watch THAT again to be sure...

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But you can, if you dare... https://youtu.be/FBlnrRUVfo0?list=RDFBlnrRUVfo0

I liked it, thanks for the recommendation. I don't think the turtle is meant to be on the moon, it's walking through an empty city in the previous scene? And it's all a dream anyway.

By about 6 minutes in I thought I was starting to feel queezy,

Probably due to the oscillating camera pan. I thought that was a clever idea, but it could probably cause motion sickness.

 

[obiwanbenobi]

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My post was deleted without comment. All the chemtrail posts are still up.

I had to use funny because there's no sad...

 

[JMartJr]

 

[Mendel]

I heard when you order #44 at a certain pizzeria, they'll bring you lava with your order.

 

[RTM]

You can't blame geologists, all their faults are stress related.

 

[JMartJr]

You can't blame geologists, all their faults are stress related.

I wasn't sure if that was funny just because I am stoned... so I tried it on my wife and it really boulder over. No schist.

 

[Alytha]

I wasn't sure if that was funny just because I am stoned... so I tried it on my wife and it really boulder over. No schist.

You just can't take humour for granite sometimes...

Sorry, I'll show myself out...

 

[JMartJr]

You just can't take humour for granite sometimes...

Sorry, I'll show myself out...

Gneiss one!

 

[Mendel]

Source: https://youtu.be/5oOjMKt1P6k

Every laser is a photon laser.

 

[John J.]

Every laser is a photon laser.

I guess that when the alien invaders are on ops, they have to be careful to avoid use of words or phrases that might be mistaken for similar-sounding words/ phrases, just like human militaries.

"Laser" and "Lazar" might be an obvious cause of confusion in the heat of battle, both terms presumably in common alien usage, so I think it's entirely credible "photon laser" is an approved term to prevent mix-ups. A bit like how some people say "PIN number", in case we think they're talking about pins.

 

[Todd Feinman]

Contact!!


Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wcfIz04cTy8&pp=ygUPSHJuZ2UgY2hyaXN0bWFz0gcJCd4KAYcqIYzv&ra=m

 

[Mendel]

Contact!!
Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wcfIz04cTy8&pp=ygUPSHJuZ2UgY2hyaXN0bWFz0gcJCd4KAYcqIYzv&ra=m

I support switching over from 'orb' to 'bauble', as in "I observed a luminous bauble in the sky".

 

[Todd Feinman]

I support switching over from 'orb' to 'bauble', as in "I observed a luminous bauble in the sky".

Forsooth it's a program of long-term baubling that doesn't result in the whole tree tipping over.
<this place is a tar pit! And a really fun one>.
Gotta do housework.

 

[John J.]

I support switching over from 'orb' to 'bauble', as in "I observed a luminous bauble in the sky".

Bauble sounds a bit gaudy or decadent to me.
What about "bobble"? Sounds a bit friendlier.

 

[Ann K]

Bauble sounds a bit gaudy or decadent to me.
What about "bobble"? Sounds a bit friendlier.

If you want a friendly term, I suggest calling them "gumballs", or in Brit-speak, "gob-stoppers".

 

[Todd Feinman]

If you want a friendly term, I suggest calling them "gumballs", or in Brit-speak, "gob-stoppers".

I like it! And if you smoke them you might see aliens:
https://dutchie.com/stores/tacoma-h...bstopper-live-resin-1g-by-slab-mechanix-26063

 

[jdog]

Bauble sounds a bit gaudy or decadent to me.
What about "bobble"? Sounds a bit friendlier.

"Bobbles" were a feature of some Vernor Vinge science fiction stories. A faction called the Peace Authority develops the technology to generate impermeable and apparently permanent spheres of force around targets at a distance, which they use to bottle up the world's military forces and take over. Said spheres also wound up reflecting all light and other radiation, so they were shiny "bobbles" engulfing military bases, aircraft carriers, missile fields, etc. All inside were presumed to suffocate and die -- until the first bobbles started popping...

 

[Todd Feinman]

This is what disclosure will be like…

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3A2ikaptS0&ra=m
Awww…. I was being ironic.

 

[Todd Feinman]

If Mick begins to click on live TV; that's what it is going to take. (dagnabit).
This also gives me an amazing idea for a Halloween idea for Mick, no costume needed. Just a small hidden player for the clicking noise. Scare the poop outa people. Kids would drop that candy and shoot off like little UFOs.