Debunking Humor...

Tucker Carlson I am available to do your show for SAG scale."
Don't settle for scale. Get at least "Scale plus 10," which tacks on 10% for your agent -- if you don't have an agent, you keep the 10. But to bring a major story like that to Tucker, I think you want travel and per diem on top, at the very least. I have no idea how the calculate residuals for webcasts, or if they even do -- if they don't, get double scale if you can as the FIRST residual payment is normally scale again.

PS: I am available to collect corroborating evidence at this location if chembunnies that include a large quantity of cat hair are any use to you. We can negotiate a percentage of whatever Tucker winds up paying you.

APS: It is extremely likely that I will use the "chembunnies" concept somewhere, at some point. Brilliant.
 
Don't settle for scale. Get at least "Scale plus 10," which tacks on 10% for your agent -- if you don't have an agent, you keep the 10. But to bring a major story like that to Tucker, I think you want travel and per diem on top, at the very least. I have no idea how the calculate residuals for webcasts, or if they even do -- if they don't, get double scale if you can as the FIRST residual payment is normally scale again.

PS: I am available to collect corroborating evidence at this location if chembunnies that include a large quantity of cat hair are any use to you. We can negotiate a percentage of whatever Tucker winds up paying you.

APS: It is extremely likely that I will use the "chembunnies" concept somewhere, at some point. Brilliant.
I was up last night, so clearly they are messing with my sleep. It's everywhere. I find them in friends houses. Use some tape and collect samples. If you look at them under a microscope they look different from dustbunnies. ;)
 
It is extremely likely that I will use the "chembunnies" concept somewhere, at some point. Brilliant.
We had them — in the chemistry lab where I worked — when they tried to save some money by cutting back on the cleaning staff. I taped one to a sign reading "D wing mascot: do not feed" and was told off disapprovingly, but at least we got the floors cleaned.
 
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