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The foreign secretary has been forced to deny that the new Foreign Office cat is actually a spy for the European Union.
Palmerston arrived in the department last month after being recruited from Battersea Dogs and Cats Home to deal with a mouse infestation.
But Philip Hammond faced questions on Tuesday as to whether the 2-year-old moggy was in fact a mole working for the European Commission.
Since the dawn of the internet, bedroom-based conspiracy theorists have thought society was controlled by a shadowy ‘Illuminati’ who somehow have the manpower to run everything.
Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “If they are running it then someone needs to be sacked.
“Or sacrificed, if that’s what they do.”
Racist, Norman Steele added, “I used to think the Jews were running everything. But they seem pretty organised, so I can’t imagine they’d be behind this mess.”
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Two thirsty guys walk into a bar.
One guy says, "I'll have an H20."
The other guy says, "I'll have an H20 too".
The other guy dies.
sorry to be Mr Pedantic, but cows are herbivores.This is definitely one of those "you have to say outloud" jokes.
Very similar to:
There were 32 cows in a field and 28 chickens, how many didnt? (the answer is 12.. if that helps any)
They are, but they could be fed meat and bone meal (MBM). This could make them mad cows and actually caused a BSE epidemic in the UK in 1986-98.sorry to be Mr Pedantic, but cows are herbivores.
They are, but they could be fed meat and bone meal (MBM). This could make them mad cows and actually caused a BSE epidemic in the UK in 1986-98.
Two thirsty guys walk into a bar.
One guy says, "I'll have an H20."
The other guy says, "I'll have an H20 too".
The other guy dies.
I'm still puzzled... what?..There were 32 cows in a field and 28 chickens, how many didnt? (the answer is 12.. if that helps any)
It's similar to the joke "Why was 6 afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9" in that it plays on the fact that the letter 8 spoken aloud sounds like the word 'ate'.I'm still puzzled... what?..
Do I not understand it because I'm not native english speaking?
I'm glad it also became a riddle.i spent 5 minutes trying to understand it, but when i did, i found it pretty ammusing i guess.
"Hey ! We don't serve faster-than-light particles in here !" the barman said.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
I'm still puzzled... what?..
Do I not understand it because I'm not native english speaking?
Damn and I was thinking too hard on this one and missed the easy way... I know the 7 8 9 joke but didn't get the connection.. ThanksIt's similar to the joke "Why was 6 afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9" in that it plays on the fact that the letter 8 spoken aloud sounds like the word 'ate'.
Thus, the joke sounds like "There were thirty two cows in a field and twenty ate chickens, how many didn't?"
To which the answer is 12: 32-20.
Quick nerdy correction: the third one orders one fourth of a beer, the fourth one orders one eighth of a beer and so on .... ;-)... Now my nonsensical joke is even more nonsensical.
Anyway, an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a (suitably large) bar. The first mathematician orders one beer. The second orders one half of a beer. The third orders one third of a beer. The fourth one orders one fourth of a beer.
Fed up, the barman goes : "Fine, fine, I get it !" and puts two beers on the counter.
"You gave us too much !" the mathematicians protest.
How many coders does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None. They can't : it's hardware.
Quick nerdy correction: the third one orders one fourth of a beer, the fourth one orders one eighth of a beer and so on .... ;-)
OUCH!Not the debunking "of" humor....but humor that can be found in debunking.
Here's one I posted today (I am sure there are others)....
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059918912&postcount=83