By reference to the annexed diagram it will be seen why these men [Wallace and Walsh] object to state exactly the point on which they take their stand [the literal point on the Earth on which they claim to stand during the survey]. Suppose them to say, as they probably will, they are always on the top [of the Earth], at A; there they have to show a fall of 10 feet 8 inches in the first four miles either way, 16 feet at the end of five miles, 266 feet at the end of forty miles, 1,944 feet at the end of sixty miles, and so on. But, mark—when they get to the end of the four, five, forty, or sixty miles, they will be required to retrace their steps and make the survey back again, showing, this time, a rise of exactly the same number of feet as before, when they showed a fall. One hundred pounds per mile, Mr. Hampden [the anon. author of the pamphlet, referring to himself in 3rd person] is ready to give to any engineer or surveyor who will take him to any spot in the United Kingdom and show him the rise and fall according to the above table, as laid down in their own standard works. They dare not attempt it!
Mr. Wallace, in the recent survey, said he would take his stand below the top, and show an incline upwards of five feet at the end of the first three miles. Mr. Coulcher and Mr. Walsh say that he has done it; but they both state what is most palpably untrue! At either end of the six miles selected as the field of operation Mr. Wallace would have to prove the continuation of the decline in the proportion above stated. Could he have done this? Is any one so mendacious as to assert that he could? Let the reader bear in mind what is now said, that every statement that has been made with regard to these measurements will be found a tissue of the most daring falsehoods.
The idea of being "always on the top" is something so glaringly absurd that we fail to see its utter impossibility. Squirrels in a revolving cage, felons on a treadmill may be justly compared to these insane philosophers who dare assert and argue that every living man, woman, and child on a revolving globe are one and all "on the top." But the moment you compel these men to show you how they stand on the top, they immediately show a higher curve still! So, then, you find out it is not "the top" after all, but some distance below it, and you are only shown "the top" at a distance of some miles off. All, in fact, that they can do is to make yon look through a glass and say you fancy you see an horizon in the distance. Which horizon you can never reach; for as you approach it, it in turn sinks below "the top," and you see, or fancy you see, another horizon beyond. But the whole subject is so monstrous and fictitious that it. is vain to argue about what can never be proved, except in appearance. And of course snow can be made to look yellow or green by looking through coloured glass. But the snow does not change its colour, nevertheless.