Debunking Humor...

[Todd Feinman]

Obama & Walken should both be our emissaries.

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TobVZQkzrmQ&pp=0gcJCQQLAYcqIYzv&ra=m

 

[Todd Feinman]

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ymgwnvdeM&pp=ygUUQ3Jhc2hlZCBzYXVjZXIgcHJhbms%3D&ra=m

 

[RoboKop]

 

[NoParty]

I know this image has been around for awhile, but it always makes me smile...
and I think of it often when reading UAP/UFO claims on Metabunk.

 

[Mendel]

Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/TnzjtYetWi8

conspiracy cat

 

[Ann K]

conspiracy cat

* For some undefined "they", for some undisclosed reason...

 

[RTM]

 

[JMartJr]

 

[John J.]

(from thread Handedness.)

If a young deer can use its right foot and its left foot equally well, it's probably bambidextrous.

 

[RTM]

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(from thread Handedness.)

If a young deer can use its right foot and its left foot equally well, it's probably bam ppl

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[Ann K]

If a young deer can use its right foot and its left foot equally well, it's probably bambidextrous.

So what's a frog who can use either foot, amphibidextrous?

 

[John J.]

So what's a frog who can use either foot, amphibidextrous?

I expect that's toadally correct, but I don't want to kermit myself at this point.

 

[JMartJr]

I was going to say that we are knee deep in the puns now, but I suspect that the idea that frogs say "nee-deep" is maybe not widely known.

 

[john.phil]

The first confirmed UFO sample has been collected:

 

[Todd Feinman]

The first confirmed UFO sample has been collected:

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They're giving out free samples?

 

[FatPhil]

They're giving out free samples?

Yup, under the bottle caps - gotta collect them all! (Note, however, that, like all other such scams, there will be none that actually contains the actual alien material.)

 

[Todd Feinman]

Yup, under the bottle caps - gotta collect them all! (Note, however, that, like all other such scams, there will be none that actually contains the actual alien material.)

I think if you collect them all, you get a piece of alien fuel!

 

[john.phil]

They're giving out free samples?

For anyone who can analyse. And you know it's legit because the bag's contents are invisible and blurry to the camera.

 

[FatPhil]

I think if you collect them all, you get a piece of alien fuel!
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Yikes, not bunk.

For men only, apparently, in particular for "sexually weak men" - yay, dick-pill scams: god bless America!

-- https://www.orau.org/health-physics...her-miscellany/vita-radium-suppositories.html

(TBH, I'm as offended by the phrasal "slowing up", from their publicity materials, as I am anything else on that page. One slows down, or speeds up; other combinations just ain't English.)

 

[Todd Feinman]

For men only, apparently, in particular for "sexually weak men" - yay, dick-pill scams: god bless America!

Yeah, that would be a one night stand that would put you six feet under after a bit. Sex and death rolled into one. Ironic panaceas.
There were also kegs of radium water for the work staff room. You could stuff a suppository and drink radioactivity.
Like mercury for Chinese emperors for eternal life. White lead in makeup. Powdered mummy. Cigarettes good for digestion, some had asbestos filters back in the day. Oh yeah, bloodletting…
Also the radioactive Boy Scout thing..

 

[Ann K]

Yikes, not bunk.

For men only, apparently, in particular for "sexually weak men" - yay, dick-pill scams: god bless America!

-- https://www.orau.org/health-physics...her-miscellany/vita-radium-suppositories.html

(TBH, I'm as offended by the phrasal "slowing up", from their publicity materials, as I am anything else on that page. One slows down, or speeds up; other combinations just ain't English.)

I'm reminded of a man I knew, the son of a friend of mine, whose self-published book had a chapter on the supposed health benefits of rectally administered ozone. Of course, other chapters in the book concerned the gold standard for money, why doctors know how to cure cancer but won't tell you, and doing one's own dentistry at home. He once offered me some of the smoothie he was making for breakfast, full of tasty-looking fresh peaches, raspberries etc ...then he added a big spoonful of blue-green algae powder which turned the whole thing into a sludge the unappetizing brown-green of a UPS truck. I declined.

 

[Todd Feinman]

I used to have a friend in Jr. High who always wanted to become an aeronautical engineer; eventually he did. He used to make fireworks and other stuff too. He told me one time he had been scraping off old watch dials and collecting the radium to look at; he apparently had to blow the scrapings off the dials, and he said he accidentally inhaled some of it once!
But he seems just fine today, afaik.

 

[NorCal Dave]

For men only, apparently, in particular for "sexually weak men" - yay, dick-pill scams: god bless America!

Just so we're engaging in the same orifices (orifiy?):

From the company's literature:

Weak Discouraged Men!
Now Bubble Over with Joyous Vitality
Through the Use of
Glands and Radium​

"If YOU are showing signs of "slowing up" in your actions and duties, perhaps long before you should—if you have begun to lose your charm, your personality, your normal manly vigor—certainly you want to stage a "comeback." The man who has lost these precious attributes of youth knows how to appreciate their value. He realizes that happiness depends on his ability to perform the duties of a REAL MAN. Sweet, glorious pleasures of life. Nature intended that you should enjoy them."

"Now is the time to act! Today! RIGHT NOW! Tomorrow may never come."

Tomorrow may never cum, indeed! Especially if one is jamming radioactive fiddly-bits up their backside.

 

[Todd Feinman]

Other dangerous quackery. Including electrical baths (Darwin Award?). You can imagine the Buga balls alien taking electrical baths and using radium, but that's about it…
https://ethw.org/Electromagnetic_Quackery_and_Bizarre_Medical_Devices

Yr butt is a bad place for radium. The Maya used to give drug enemas because of the blood vessels in yr butt. See the gods. That and putting sting ray spines through yr penis or pulling thorns through your tongue. Is it worth it?