Debunking Humor...

The day had 12 hours, the night had 12 hours, minutes were invented by astronomers after clocks were invented, dunno why they invented midnight but it probably has to do with noon.

Anyway, I feel there's something wrong here, but I can't quite put my finger on it:
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The day had 12 hours, the night had 12 hours, minutes were invented by astronomers after clocks were invented, dunno why they invented midnight but it probably has to do with noon.

Anyway, I feel there's something wrong here, but I can't quite put my finger on it:
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This is why you should not follow investing advice from Big Foot.
 
Reminds me of a quote from "The Notebooks of Lazarus Long":

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$100 placed at 7% interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000--by which time it will be worth nothing.
"Annual interest rate 7 percent, annual inflation rate 6.75 percent, result happiness. Annual interest rate 7 per cent, annual inflation rate 7.25 percent, result misery." – Mr Micawber (probably)
 
As it happens, I dislike LLMs and most widely accessible AI applications. They're environmentally disastrous, they make their owners wealthy through the copying of other people's work/ creativity, which usually goes uncompensated, and they're unreliable sources of information.
I wouldn't encourage anyone to base their views on AI summaries, but I guess that battle's already lost.

After writing that mini-rant, it occurred to me that if Isaac Asimov were around today he'd probably have written
"I, Chatbot".
 
Any orc reference reminds me of the classic John Rogers line:

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life:
The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession
with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted,
socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.

The other, of course, involves orcs."
 
I wonder if this will generate any UFO reports...
"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

(They can, of course, but not very well and not very far. Think of it more as a jump with much thrashing of wings. I used to walk over to the DeWine's backyard menagerie in Yellow Springs (long before young Mike became Governor) and watch them and their fellow feathered friends.)
 
"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

(They can, of course, but not very well and not very far. Think of it more as a jump with much thrashing of wings. I used to walk over to the DeWine's backyard menagerie in Yellow Springs (long before young Mike became Governor) and watch them and their fellow feathered friends.)
I was one of our regular favorite shows and when it got to that segment my wife and I were in tears.
 
Wild turkeys can fly just fine. Bounced a couple off my windshield the other day and they didn't even fall to the ground.

Domestic turkeys, much like chickens, are a distorted and overfed mockery of the avian form conjured into being by mammal fingers inflicting one final evolutionary insult on the dinosaur.
 
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The show "WKRP in Cincinnati" lasted just a few seasons (1978 to 1982), but the "Turkey drop" episode was a favorite, and gets replayed at this time every year. Sorry for not identifying it to the non-Americans!
The show must have been on UK TV somwhere, (in the mid to late 80's I think), as I saw it here, then.
 
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