9/11 Conspiracy Theories: Inside The Lonely Lives Of Truthers, Still Looking For Their Big Break

I fully expect someday to find a Truther describing how JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald were seen lounging on some beach in Indonesia with Banana Daquiris, laughing at how their hoax allowed them to consummate their love in secret.

While Elvis, and the real Paul McCartney play guitar nearby?

Which brings up a side question, to whit: are there any conspiracies involving the deaths of a woman? Indira Gandhi, Golda Meir, for example?

ETA: Ok, I know of one, Marilyn Monroe, anyone else?

Time to demand sexual equality from conspiracy theorists?