The National Report is a satire site, like The Onion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Report
Hence this story is satire:
http://nationalreport.net/rfid-mascot-chippie-nationwide-tour/
Really it should have been obvious from reading the story. Or a brief perusal of the other stories on the site, such as the cannoisation of the iPhone 5s:
http://nationalreport.net/catholic-church-canonizes-iphone-5s/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Report
http://nationalreport.net/rfid-mascot-chippie-nationwide-tour/

http://nationalreport.net/catholic-church-canonizes-iphone-5s/
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