PARIS —
Three French lockdowns, and counting, over the past 13 months have been many things, among them a rare opportunity for the formidable national bureaucracy of about 5.6 million public servants to display their gift for the complication of lives.
With the announcement of the
third Paris lockdown last month to try to control the spread of the coronavirus, an apotheosis of the absurd was reached.
A dense, two-page version of the notorious "attestation," a government form to be completed anytime one leaves home, was so convoluted that it tied the Interior Minister's spokeswoman in verbal knots trying to explain it. The document had metastasized with each lockdown into an ever more ungainly monster.