Rare things that have been documented much better than UFOs

[JMartJr]

This exists. I see references to more than one of them. but possilby it is just the one being moved around. In any case, pretty rare. And well documented.

Source referring to it is a sculpture made for a particular event (Comic Con in San DIego, 2016)
https://www.ocregister.com/2016/07/25/kfcs-colonel-sanders-has-his-own-comic-book/

Reference to it (or one) being in Tokyo:

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/hqftbe/this_colonel_sanders_bench_in_tokyo/

 

[MonkeeSage]

This exists. I see references to more than one of them. but possilby it is just the one being moved around. In any case, pretty rare. And well documented.

"Mom... do we have to visit grandpa?"
"Why? What's wrong with visiting grandpa?"
"He always makes us sit on his weird lap..."
"I know honey, but grandpa is very self-conscious about his condition. Please just give him a hug and sit on his lap for a few minutes."

 

[NorCal Dave]

To borrow a line from Adams Family Values: "There's something not quite Chippewa here".

 

[Mendel]

"When I die, please turn my body into a park bench."

 

[Todd Feinman]

"When I die, please turn my body into a park bench."

With some plastinization and resin.. And Giger inspiration, you could be something that Joel-Peter Witkin would like to sit on. Set you up near a crematorium.
But an even scarier thought occurred to me. Trump Benches !!
Only certain people would be allowed to sit on them, of course. 24k gold leaf.. It's the only scheme that hasn't been tried yet. Maybe you'd have to put money in to sit on it. I'd keep my kids far away from them.

 

[Ann K]

"When I die, please turn my body into a park bench."

Put bird seed in my navel, and I'll never be lonely.

 

[JMartJr]

Put bird seed in my navel, and I'll never be lonely.

THAT'S A title for an autobiography if I ever saw one!

 

[NoParty]

Put bird seed in my navel, and I'll never be lonely.

Hey Ann, how's it going today?
btw: What would you call these 3 animals...?