March-emtrail

MyMatesBrainwashed

Senior Member
Purely anecdotal, but it has seemed to me for some years that the chemtrail rhetoric online really ramps up in March.

How could I go about gathering data to see if this is the case or if it's just my perception (beyond asking here if other people feel it's a thing too, which I am interested in)?

And if it is a thing, why might it be so? Do contrails persist more in March? Are we just seeing more of the sky now it's spring? Or something else entirely?
 
Purely anecdotal, but it has seemed to me for some years that the chemtrail rhetoric online really ramps up in March.

How could I go about gathering data to see if this is the case or if it's just my perception (beyond asking here if other people feel it's a thing too, which I am interested in)?

And if it is a thing, why might it be so? Do contrails persist more in March? Are we just seeing more of the sky now it's spring? Or something else entirely?
It might just be that the weather conditions are more conducive to the formation of contrails. If there's colder air at lower altitudes, there's more opportunities for them to form. However, the cold nights with clearer skies we get over here in late winter and early spring are also associated with lower humidity, which is counterindicated for contrail formation/persistence.

Maybe it's just "slow news month" for this kind of thing?
 
As an airline guy I can tell you that March is the beginning of the "Chemtrail Season".
We get the Rothschild/Soros funding in January but it usually takes until March for them to decide on mind control or sterilization, then produce and distribute the chemicals.
They like us to spray thru the summer til September because people spend more time outdoors.

This is just between us, so don't tell anyone please.

Made these t-shirts a few years ago. I have actually had people stop me and ask if it's a real thing.
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I am concerned that we'll be seeing the above post quoted by the conspiracy theorists as a seriously-intended "confession" appearing on MetaBunk...


It might just be that the weather conditions are more conducive to the formation of contrails.
It might also have to do with this being Spring up here in the Northern Hemisphere, and people are getting back outside where the sky can be seen more often?
 
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They like us to spray thru the summer til September because people spend more time outdoors.

So, you ramp up in March for full summer coverage of all the people outside. But that only works in the Northern hemisphere. Summer down under is our winter, so if @MyMatesBrainwashed is in Oz, he should note an uptick in reports long about October.

And what about trans-equatorial flights? Say a flight from Salt Lake City (SLC) to Sydney (SYD) in July. Do you just spray the approved chemicals from SLC to the west coast and shut it down over the Pacific, then not bother in Sydney, as it's winter there? Do you just always spray when between the Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn, because in the tropics, it's always summer?

Something's not adding up here :confused:.
 
I've never really considered there to be a "contrail season" here in the UK - they appear at any time of year as the air is almost always cold enough at cruising height here. So it's pretty much dependent on (a) whether there is enough humidity up there and (b) whether you can actually see enough of the sky to spot them. Given that we have just had an extremely overcast winter, it's been fairly rare that you can see any contrails above the low cloud.

A common complaint seems to be "first sunny day and they start spraying", when really it's "first time this month you can actually see up to 30,000 feet"!
 
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