Government: We want to cause a tragedy so great the
American people will blindly follow us into war... What
do you think gentlemen...
Accomplice #1: Well, the Towers are a perfect choice..
It's been bombed before. We can just blame Osama again.
We've been priming the American people by having him
blow up our warships and our buildings in other
countries.
Government: Yeah, good idea! How will we do that?
Accomplice #1: We can hire Osama to get some of his
friends to fly planes into it!
Accomplice #2: Wait... I have a better idea, We can BOMB
the buildings!
Accomplice #1: Well, that means placing enough bombs
into two 110 story buildings. That's going to take a lot
of man power and risk us being uncovered...
Accomplice #2: Yeah, but that way, you’re sure to knock
them down. Besides, maybe the hijackers won’t make it to
the target. Maybe they'll be uncovered!
Accomplice #1: But you don't need to knock them down,
all you need is the horrific sight of the planes hitting
the buildings. People will get the message. It's an
attack on American soil. We'll also have people like
the blind sheik to cover for us. We'll even put a guy
on a train with evidence.
Your plan isn't perfect either, you know. Do I have to
remind you of Operation Towel Pop? We already tried to
embarrass Clinton by knocking it down and failed.
Accomplice #2: Yeah, our Bay of Pigs, but I say the only
way they can get the message is if we knock them down.
Accomplice #1: Do not
Accomplice #2: Do too
Accomplice #1: Do not
Accomplice #2: Do too
Accomplice #1: Do not
Accomplice #2: Do too
Government: Gentlemen, gentlemen... Please... What the
hell, we'll just do both! :blink: How do we do that? I
mean, how do you keep explosions from showing up on TV?
We're going to have to investigate this at some point.
How do we cover up the scene?
Accomplice #2: But why not just knock it dow...
Government: I've made my decision. Continue...
Accomplice #2: OK.. We install charges on every floor so
that after the planes hit, we blow each floor under the
crash floor one by one, very fast to simulate pancaking.
We'll let the building burn a while just for effect.
This will also give time for the trusses to sag making
it LOOK like a fire caused the building to fall.
Accomplice #1: Nice touch...
Accomplice #2: Why, thank you. :) ...We'll set a charge
off in the middle of the building AFTER the top is on
its way down so everyone thinks the puffs of debris
coming from the windows are from the tremendous
hypodermic needle like pressure blowing debris from the
weakest point in the building.
Government: What about the sound of explosions? Isn't
that a dead giveaway?
Accomplice #2: No problem, We'll just let them think
it's normal electrical explosions like transformers
blowing up or the initial concrete and steel and floors
hitting the floors below.
Accomplice #1: Yeah, it could also be the steel columns
snapping like twigs from the tremendous weight of the
floors above... Don't worry, we have disinformation
specialists in key internet forums.
Government: WOW, You guys think of everything.. What
about Building 7? Can we take that out at the same time?
Accomplice #1: We won’t be able to fly planes into it,
that's for sure...
Accomplice #2: Leave it to me. If we set off the
explosions just right, we can have one of the towers hit
Building 7, missing the two next to it. After that, we
can set fires on the bottom floors and let it burn for a
while, you know, to make it look possible for a normal
collapse. I'll call my agent in the fire department to
get everyone out before we blow it. I'll figure a way
to make the floors look buckled for effect as well.
Government: Amazing ... I also want to take out the
Pentagon. Any suggestions?
Accomplice #1: What we'll do is hijack a plane just for
effect, then fire a missile at the Pentagon. A bunker
buster.
Government: But what about the people on the plane?
Accomplice #1: We'll land the plane in area 51, then
shoot them all.
Government: Why not use the plane instead of the
missile? That way, you take care of all the evidence at
the same time... People on the highway can also see the
planes hit. If you use a missile, there's going to be a
lot of witnesses who saw a missile and not a plane.
Accomplice #1: Err... ah, don't worry about these small
details. I have an undercover op in the DC police
department who will take the names down and shot them
all.
Government: How are you going to get all the people
involved in this? Bush isn't exactly loved you know..
Accomplice #1: Don't worry, psych-ops will take care of
the brainwashing of the American people. As for the
media, we control the left and the right!
Government: GREAT! Nice work all! Let’s make the target
date Sept 11,
2001.
Someone else
saw how ridiculous this idea was...
