Ben Harris
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Speaks for itself...
Just add that to the prompt, it's clearly AI generated.Good start, but he needs MIT and CalTech alum t-shirts, a Gluharef jet powered Civic accessory and a hat with the logo of the Honeysuckle Ranch, a brothel he supposedly part owned.
Ironically, it's only available from vending machines.Speaks for itself...
Literature would indeed be a more fitting prize, the creative arts are certainly a more fitting place to employ something that doesn't care about just making stuff up all the time. (A friend came to visit a few weeks ago, and every morning and every evening, he got ChatGPT to create a cartoon story for his 7-year old to enjoy, and apparently everyone thought they were brilliant. Children's books author is already a "profession" that can be struck off the list as no longer requiring a human.)Som'n fishy going on in Sweden. The meme below (spotted on LinkedIn) is obviously a joke satirizing Geoffrey Hinton's recent 'physics' Nobel which is real. Hinton is a computer scientist, not a physicist, and he's a famous AI doomerist (i.e. 'machines will soon take over and outsmart humans') who believes (without evidence) that GPT4 is sentient and can understand meanings. Geoffrey's actual academic achievement is in neural networks decades ago which obviously merits respect and appreciation.
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My money is on Imminent Confabulation...nicknames that are not easily misheard, but some do slip through;
Flat Earthers could take selfies as they Exit Through The Gift Shop at the Edge of the World.View attachment 72497
"The Gift Shop at the Edge of the World" would be a great title for a collection of comedic fantasy stories.
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Mulan vibes
First of all, the picture is not my own creation. Secondly, ...His rather stoic look is much harsher, and his tie has...well...um ...disappeared shall we say. Looks like Ol' Grandad had a spectacular set of bolt-ons. While funny, did you just ask AI to clean up the photo? Or ask it to create a comic version of pappy? It seems so much of AI is in the prompting. A Brave New World for us old farts!
The illustrators of comic books, especially those of the superhero/sci-fi variety, have for many* years produced what they referred to as "headlight" illustrations in order to attract the same demographic.... clearly AI photo processing has been invented mainly to turn portraits of people into manga characters with huge knockers.
It's a thumbnail. Click it, and the punchline shall be revealed.
Liefeld being famous for it.The illustrators of comic books, especially those of the superhero/sci-fi variety, have for many* years produced what they referred to as "headlight" illustrations in order to attract the same demographic.
*many = since at least the 1950s, but that demographic remains pretty much the same, so probably as long as the censors let them get away with it.
I've got mirrors that do that...Debunking the drawn female form
I've got mirrors that do that...
The problem is when you compare that to the drawn or photoshopped pictures and expect yourself and others to look like that.I've got mirrors that do that...
The problem is when you compare that to the drawn or photoshopped pictures and expect yourself and others to look like that.
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Unfortunately, psdisasters.com closed down (the wayback machine still has them), but https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopFails/ exists.
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debunking thedrawnphotoshopped female form
How do you know the second girl's butt-augmentation surgery was just so impactful it curves all reality around it?
I like to think my mirror is lying to me. It keeps showing me a dumpy middle-aged guy with a receding hair line
"As for the story itself, it was entitled "The Dancing Fool." Like so many Trout stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate. Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing. Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub."
― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
Thin Mints, or Girl Scouts?now you know what to use as bait
Pareidolia.
Edit: not really limited to faces, either.
Terry Pratchett wrote a book about a newspaper, "The Truth".They are endlessly amused by naughty vegetables over there!"
Article: Mr Wintler (45) was an early bane of the life of William de Worde after the birth of the Ankh-Morpork Times. He had a habit of turning up day after day with one of his "humorous" vegetables. Although these included an obscene carrot, a parsnip with a nose and a potato which was a reincarnation of Mr. Pin, it sparked a less-than-impressive mini-trend.
External Quote:'I'm afraid we've had five other people in here with humorous vegetables,' she said.
'Oh.'
'Yes. They weren't all that funny, to tell the truth.'
'Oh.'
'No, they mainly looked like … um, you know.'
'Oh … what?'
'You know,' she said, beginning to go red. 'A man's … um, you know.'
'Oh.'
'Not even very much like, um, you know, too. I mean, you had to want to see a … um, you know … there, if you understand me.'
William hoped that no one was making notes about this conversation.
Article: Speaking of the last word in wit, long-running British TV current affairs show "That's Life" had a weekly slot for "humorous vegetables" of the Wintler-grown variety... Sunday night after Sunday night there was always a carrot that looked like a willy, or a humorous potato looking like a scrotum, or a pair of conjoined pumpkins that, hey, look, if we sit them in the cups of this bra they look like a pair of boobs, worra laugh! There was no shortage of hideously suggestive vegetable produce to entertain the British nation with. Ye gods, it was funny. Ye gods, we were entertained. It made clowns look like attractive entertainment...
Inevitable reaction:Terry Pratchett wrote a book about a newspaper, "The Truth".
Article: Mustrum Ridcully (the Brown) is the current Archchancellor of Unseen University. [..] Although brash and loud and seemingly unable to listen, he is nevertheless capable of extreme erudition and insight, and occasionally displays formidable magical prowess.
Well of course I like it.Inevitable reaction:
Counterexample: Believe in Love!On the tangential subject of Terry Pratchett, he wrote the following in one of the Night Watch books:
"There's no point in believing in things that exist. If they exist, you don't have to believe in them. If they don't exist, believing in them won't make them exist." – Captain Carrot
They can, however, be disproven, as many a divorced spouse can attest.Counterexample: Believe in Love!
Some things exist, but can't be proven.