Gotta love the out-of-context "hockey stick" and how the line from the "East Pole" across Nigeria and the Sinai misses China altogether on any common map (including the one in this picture), but approximately goes past Wuhan on a polar azimuthal equidistant projection map (aka Gleeson's aka Flat Earth map).
Wow talk about picking your time and place to make this particular joke“Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the Court. It’s an old joke, but when a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this, they are going to have the last word.”
Maybe you were thinking something more like this:
I don't know about you Mendel, but if there was an organization like MUFDON (Mutual Unidentified Flying DOnut Network), I could see being a field researcher for it.